God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. ~Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien
Kamis, 17 Maret 2011
Teknologi MASA DEPAN
SAINS KOMPUTER : MASA DEPAN KOMPUTER GENERASI KE-5 ~ KECERDIKAN BUATAN / ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI) dan HUBUNGAN MANUSIA-KOMPUTER / HUMAN-COMPUTER INTERACTION (HCI) Microsoft telah cuba untuk mengatasi populariti LINUX dengan mengaplikasi kaedah OPEN SOURCE demi mencapai matlamat mencipta komputer generasi ke-5 BMW telah cuba mengaplikasi teknologi terbaru komputer generasi ke-5 terutama kaedah ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI) dan HUMAN COMPUTER INTERACTION (HCI) di dalam semua kereta-kereta masa hadapan BMW. Boleh cuba lihat di website rasmi BMW Jerman untuk lihat sendiri bagaimana mereka cuba Malaysia boleh buat program seperti ini dengan kerjasama Linus Torvald (FATHER of HACKER) pencipta LINUX dari Finland MALAYSIA akan tertinggal amat amat amat jauh ke belakang berbanding USA
Kamis, 25 November 2010
Kamis, 04 November 2010
FAMILY!#
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, "Identity Crisis," M*A*S*H It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller The family is a haven in a heartless world. ~Attributed to Christopher Lasch Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation. ~Margaret Mead Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author Unknown The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion. ~Ashleigh Brilliant We all grow up with the weight of history on us. Our ancestors dwell in the attics of our brains as they do in the spiraling chains of knowledge hidden in every cell of our bodies. ~Shirley Abbott Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. ~Evan Esar A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. ~Ogden Nash The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. ~Erma Bombeck When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses. ~Joyce Brothers In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry. ~Margaret Laurence Family quarrels have a total bitterness unmatched by others. Yet it sometimes happens that they also have a kind of tang, a pleasantness beneath the unpleasantness, based on the tacit understanding that this is not for keeps; that any limb you climb out on will still be there later for you to climb back. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. ~Desmond Tutu An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship. ~Spanish Proverb Blood's thicker than water, and when one's in trouble Best to seek out a relative's open arms. ~Author Unknown The happiness of the domestic fireside is the first boon of Heaven; and it is well it is so, since it is that which is the lot of the mass of mankind. ~Thomas Jefferson, 1813 To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. ~Barbara Bush When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them. ~George Bernard Shaw Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. ~Jane Howard In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps. ~Herbert Prochnov Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go by any rules. They're not like aches or wounds; they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted. ~Paul Pearshall The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness. ~Nancy Mitford The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family. ~Thomas Jefferson Sometimes our hearts get tangled And our souls a little off-kilter Friends and family can set us right And help guide us back to the light. ~Sera Christann And thank you for a house full of people I love. Amen. ~Terri Guillemets The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. ~Dodie Smith Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you. ~Kendall Hailey,The Day I Became an Autodidact In time of test, family is best. ~Burmese Proverb Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are. ~Marsha Norman The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family. ~Lee Iacocca Friends are God's apology for relations. ~Hugh Kingsmill They... threw themselves into the interests of the rest, but each plowed his or her own furrow. Their thoughts, their little passions and hopes and desires, all ran along separate lines. Family life is like this - animated, but collateral. ~Rose Macaulay What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ~George Eliot At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable. ~Mark V. Olsen and Will Sheffer, Big Love, "Easter" If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct. ~Letty Cottin Pogrebin In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us to become our best while looking our worst. ~Marge Kennedy The family is one of nature's masterpieces. ~George Santayana, The Life of Reason We cannot destroy kindred: our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break. ~Marquise de Sévigné The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. ~Anthony Brandt There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future. ~Gail Lumet Buckley If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. ~Fred Allen The lack of emotional security of our American young people is due, I believe, to their isolation from the larger family unit. No two people - no mere father and mother - as I have often said, are enough to provide emotional security for a child. He needs to feel himself one in a world of kinfolk, persons of variety in age and temperament, and yet allied to himself by an indissoluble bond which he cannot break if he could, for nature has welded him into it before he was born. ~Pearl S. Buck |
TEENAGER!#
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. ~Quentin Crisp
Little children, headache; big children, heartache. ~Italian Proverb
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ~Laurence J. Peter
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own. ~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Age and Death,"Afterthoughts, 1931
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. ~Al Bernstein
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. ~Larry Lujack
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ~Dorothy Parker
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck
Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. ~Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother
In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. ~Doug Larson
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. ~William Galvin
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. ~Raymond Duncan
When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. ~German Proverb
In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. ~Fran Lebowitz
The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. ~Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way. ~Judith Martin
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure. ~Dan Bennett
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. ~Author Unknown
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Mark Twain, "Old Times on the Mississippi" Atlantic Monthly, 1874
Little children, headache; big children, heartache. ~Italian Proverb
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ~Laurence J. Peter
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own. ~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Age and Death,"Afterthoughts, 1931
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. ~Al Bernstein
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. ~Larry Lujack
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ~Dorothy Parker
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck
Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. ~Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother
In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. ~Doug Larson
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. ~William Galvin
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. ~Raymond Duncan
When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. ~German Proverb
In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. ~Fran Lebowitz
The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. ~Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way. ~Judith Martin
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure. ~Dan Bennett
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. ~Author Unknown
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Mark Twain, "Old Times on the Mississippi" Atlantic Monthly, 1874
| Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet. ~Judith Martin |
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. ~Bob Phillips
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. ~Author Unknown
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. ~Arnold H. Glasow
There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes. ~Art Buchwald
It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are. ~Author Unknown
The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. ~Author Unknown
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food. ~Henny Youngman
There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure. ~Author Unknown
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. ~Erma Bombeck
You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. ~John Ciardi, Simmons Review, Fall 1962
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. ~Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951
You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going. ~Author Unknown
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy. ~Jessamyn West
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. ~Edgar W. Howe
Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves. ~Virginia Satir, The New Peoplemaking, 1988
The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold. ~Dawn Ruelas
Why do children want to grow up? Because they experience their lives as constrained by immaturity and perceive adulthood as a condition of greater freedom and opportunity. But what is there today, in America, that very poor and very rich adolescents want to do but cannot do? Not much: they can "do" drugs, "have" sex, "make" babies, and "get" money (from their parents, crime, or the State). For such adolescents, adulthood becomes synonymous with responsibility rather than liberty. Is it any surprise that they remain adolescents? ~Thomas Szasz
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. ~Will Rogers
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. ~Yiddish Proverb
My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. ~Faye Moskowitz
Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast. ~Sally and James Reston
